Heel to toe to hair and hoof and it's head over heels and it's all but an ark-lark...

“Review of ‘Pearly-Dewdrops’ Drops’”

  • By Tony Parsons
  • NME/New Musical Express
  • 21-Apr 1984

In the Cocteau Twins scheme of things, putting on a black dress and looked (sic) pained = a cosmic Piaf!

A plodding tortuous dirge = a mark of sensitivity! Screeching like a doolally fishwife = passion! These precious little people are one of the finest arguments I’ve ever heard for bring back National Service. ▣

(ED: OUCH. It still sold thousands of copies.)